https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/ ブログの説明を入力します。 ja The biggest surprise is that her speaking ability was greatly improved. She would say everything we adults said to her in her own tone, and what she said always made me laugh out loudly.

One day, we were eating grape together, suddenly, she asked me: can we eat the grape skin? I answer: Yes. She said: but why you peel off the skin and just eat the grape meat? I had to say that you can eat the skin or peel it off, it’s up to you.
When I finished the call conversation with my colleague at one night, she asked me: who did you talk to? I said: a colleague. She said: I want a colleague, too.
She got a white scarf and covered it over the head and said: I am a bride. I asked her: who do you want to marry? She replied by asking me: MAMA, who do you marry? I said: I am married, marry your father. She replied: I want to marry my father, too. ]]> https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12045717263.html Thu, 02 Jul 2015 14:38:11 +0900 https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12045717022.html Thu, 02 Jul 2015 14:36:48 +0900 What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!
I know all that.
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married. ]]> https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12045716685.html Thu, 02 Jul 2015 14:36:14 +0900 athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt（矮子）.

"Darling," the husband whispers, "Assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die. I'll forgive you if..."

His wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest. Absolutely. No question. I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

The man then dies happy and the wife mutters under her breath, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." ]]> https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12045018674.html Tue, 30 Jun 2015 20:28:08 +0900 Premier Li Keqiang arrived in Brussels on Sunday afternoon, hoping to pair the Chinese leadership’s biggest economic ambition, its Belt and Road Initiative, with the need for liquidity and infrastructure upgrading in Europe.
At the same time, 14 European countries are among the 57 prospective nations expected to sign the final articles on Monday for the China-led Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank, an institution set up to finance regional infrastructure construction.
If both proceed as planned, experts said, more synergies between the economies of Europe and Asia will be created.
Europe would also see more capital flowing into its 315 billion euro ($350 billion) Investment Plan for Europe, which European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker unveiled in November.
Both events will promote domestic demand in Asia and Europe and help lift China’s sluggish exports, said Zhao Junjie, a researcher on European international relations at the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences.
Fredrik Erixon, director of the European Center for International Political Economy, a think tank in Brussels, says Europe is investing in domestic infrastructure, some of which can be connected with the Belt and Road Initiative.
However, whether Europe can play a big role in the Belt and Road Initiative depends on many things, including capital, Erixon said.
“The simple fact is that European countries think very differently about the initiative, and not all have the money to spend.”
While in Brussels on Monday, Li will attend the 17th China-EU leaders’ meeting, the first since the change of EU leadership, after addressing a China-EU Business Summit to outline new economic opportunities for more than 400 businesspeople, and meeting President of the European Parliament Martin Schulz.
Cui Hongjian, a researcher of European studies at the China Institute of International Studies, said Li will look for new ways to expand China-EU cooperation during his first meeting with EU leaders, and international and regional issues will be on the agenda of the leaders’ meeting.
“There are increasing cooperation opportunities for China and the EU, such as connecting each other’s development strategies. Both China’s Belt and Road Initiative and the Investment Plan for Europe are related to infrastructure construction and intercommunication,” he said. ]]> https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12044548929.html Mon, 29 Jun 2015 16:18:02 +0900 "How many bullets do you need?"

The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?" ]]> https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12044143192.html Sun, 28 Jun 2015 15:32:34 +0900

　　"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"


　　"No, but I am always thirsty!" ]]> https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12043008398.html Thu, 25 Jun 2015 14:47:24 +0900 　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She
　　locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman

　　on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING.

　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
　　THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING! ]]> https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12042739496.html Wed, 24 Jun 2015 20:39:29 +0900 He then answered, All right, dear, How much is it? and took his money out to pay for it.
It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!
Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered, All right, dear, How much is it? ]]> https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12042739211.html Wed, 24 Jun 2015 20:38:41 +0900 The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE. ]]> https://ameblo.jp/13530575356/entry-12041808302.html Mon, 22 Jun 2015 12:24:28 +0900