アメリカ人のプロサッカー選手への道

僕の子供のとき写真・・・

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:34:43 +0900

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/sipheria/Chrispaynechild.png

この写真は・・・僕の子供のときだ。

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僕が結婚して生まれてくる子供は、多分こんな子だ。
超若かった・・・When I have kids, they may look like this.

超英語レッスン２（英会話 - 男と従妹）

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:02:31 +0900

http://www.box.net/shared/jo4htpvdgb

This is the next one we made. We called it 3 by mistake, even though it's 2.

Kayla is with me, my 10 year old little cousin (girl), and the twin babies are in the background (both 2 years old). Sometimes even I can't understand him, hahah.

Remember, feel free to ask questions on ANYTHING that confusing.

注：There is a part where I speak Japanese. I purposely sounded like a 外人。 Remember, it was on purpose! Haha, I speak Japanese a lot better, I was just messing with Kayla (so my Japanese sounds bad).
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Chris: English lesson number 3, go!
Kayla: Hey Chris! Did you know, I saw the 3-D movie of, um, that new movie out -- oh my God what was it, it was about those, um... guinea pigs?
Chris: Um...
Kayla: "G-Force"! That's it!
Chris:"G-Force"... Wait, wait wait wait wait, you actually went to see that?
Kayla: Yeah! My Auntie Janie... and my Dad-
Chris: THAT'S what you went to go see that day
Kayla: Uh-huh! That's how I got those Black 3-D glasses. That's a new version of the 3-D glasses that I have.
Chris: The ones that were like 'holler'
Kayla: Yeah, that they were like black sunglasses~~~
Chris: What was up with that...?
Kayla: I don't know! Those are the new version of the 3-D glasses that they have, of course they just mess with your eyes more because I already had a headache and those just mess with your eyes badly. I like the paper one, I like the other ones with the... blue in one eye and red in the other.
Chris: I still wanna go see Ponyo
Kayla: I know, that movie looks awesooooome!
Chris: 駿宮崎 is awesome. All of his movies are awesome.
Kayla: Yes, the wolves, the wolves! I must see all those movies. I must get them off of Netflix.
Chris: Um, yeah, I think you can get "Spirited Away" by 駿宮崎 from Netflix.
Kayla: Netflix has all his movies!
Chris: Nn, I don't-
Kayla: They do! My mom ended up seeing it!
Chris: Yeah, I don't know-
Kayla: When she looked up 'Ponyo', they ended up showing all of はやお　みやざき's movies.
Chris: I wonder if "Ponyo's" already in Japan, though.
Kayla: Well it probably is! I mean, right? They're, they're the ones who get the games first so, and, Hayao Miyaki's Japanese, you said.
Chris: Yeah
Kayla: So it's definitely probably in Japan... already.
Chris: うん
Kayla: Alright. Anyway! Do you hear how loud those two are?
Chris: Yes, they're completely attacking this...
Kayla: Video!
Chris: This, this recording! Video? Video, where do you see video? This is recording.
Kayla: I don't know, I thought there was a picture going right here!
Chris: No! This is just audio...!
Kayla: Aw man!
"Connor": "Aw man!"
Chris: This is gonna take forever to-- ahahahahah!!
Kayla: Connor!
Chris: Oh man!
Kayla: Connor! Don't do that boy!
Chris: Screaming. No screaming...!
Kayla: Aw, danggit!
Chris: No screaming.
"Connor": Keeewa!
Kayla: Yes?!
"Connor": ?????????
Kayla: No, I'm doing something right now, Connor!
"Connor": Keewa!
Kayla: Yes?!
Chris: KEEWWWAAA!
"Connor": Keeewaa!
Chris: KEEEWA?!
"Connor": Keewa! ?????
Kayla: Ok, your "Bam-bam"? Right now I'm doing something, Connor, so be good and listen to daddy!
Chris: But it will be over in 2 minutes!
Kayla: I know that!! But we're having 30 seconds added, remember?!!
Chris: Right! And it's passed the 30 second mark, so 2 full minutes! No more screaming.
Kayla: Ok...
Chris: Hahahaha.....
Kayla: hahahahHAHHAHHA
Chris: Kayla, Kayla, stop. They're gonna think--
Kayla: HAHHAHAH
Chris: Kayla stop, they're gonna, they're gonna think American girls are crazy. And this is totally gonna mess with us.
Kayla: Chris?
Chris: 何だ
Kayla: Why are you funny like that?
Chris: Wha--what?
Kayla: Why are you so funny?
Chris: お前・・・何だ。
Kayla: Hahaha!
Chris: 何やってんだよ！何やってんだよ！
Kayla: Stop
Chris: 何だ
Kayla: Stop speaking in Japanese man! There's supposed to be Japanese people listening!
Chris: Yeah... but...?
Kayla: So, they're supposed to understand ENGLISH man!
Chris: お前の英語スキル・・・
Kayla: Otherwise--
Chris: 下手！
Kayla: -- you should have said at the beginning of... when you had said... um Lesson 3?
Chris: 貴様！
Kayla: Lesson 3?
Chris: 貴様！
Kayla: Ahaha, English learning in Japanese, man!
Chris: お前・・・うるさい！うるさい。
Kayla: 何？！????? hahaha!
Chris: 何やってんだよ・・・お前
Kayla: ナニヤッテンダヨ！Vvvvrrrrrrrrr!
Chris: こいつ！馬鹿な！
Kayla: Just to let you know, people out there: I am not normal! Hehehehe!
Chris: You've to- you've destroyed everything! Good job.
Kayla: I am Chris' not-normal-cousin, I am just like him!
Chris: What're talking about...?
Kayla: When he was a young kid. He's not normal either!
Chris: I'm normal.
Kayla: No you're not!
Chris: I'm totally normal!
Kayla: Chris! Granny said, you said, you used to be badder than ME when you were my age. You used to act weirder than me!
Chris: I wasn't bad, I was just active.
Kayla: No, Granny said you were bad!
Chris: 5! 4!
Kayla: You were bad!
Chris: 3, 2 ...
Kayla: You were bad!
Chris: 1, good-!
Kayla: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ehahahah!
Chris: Good bye!

超英語レッスン：本物英会話とスクリプト

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:16:58 +0900

http://www.box.net/shared/tj14ui9yz4

このリンクをクリックしてください。そして、ＰＬＡＹを押してください。

これは、英会話だよ～～！！デスノートのエルのテーマソングが再生してる。今、スクリプトがない、でもそろそろ作ってる。

その英会話のテーマ：大学と野球。僕と友達が話してる。

UPDATE!!

スクリプト終わった！

(僕はＣｈｒｉｓ。Ｍａｔｔは友達）

クリスとマット
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Matt (intro): Hey, this is lesson 1 on the first English conversation,hopefully this will really help you out with how the speed moves andstuff like that because we're gonna move pretty fast, okay? Alright.

スクリプト

Chris: Yeah, so when do you go back to school?

Matt: Thursday, yeah

Chris: Thursday?

Matt: Yeah

Chris: Man, that's a lot earlier than mine

Matt: Yeah

Chris: I'm 31st...

Matt: 31st...?

Chris: Yeah around the 31st

Matt: You got it pretty late... real late.

Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah... um, I gotta get all my school supplies.

Matt: Yeah same here

Chris: Because I finally get to teach this year

Matt: That's right~~

Chris: It's pretty sweet dude, it's like $9.50 an hour

Matt: That's the-- $9.50? ... nice...

Chris: Well...

Matt: Yeah

Chris: Well I dunno about $1000 a month?

Matt: A $1000 a month?

Chris: Do you know how awesome that is?

Matt: A thousand?

Chris: You can't tell me you don't know how awesome that is. Uh, it's like $800 a month.

Matt: I make more than that

Chris: Either way, it's awesome I'm 17.

Matt: I make more than that.

Chris: ... but still, what are you making?

Matt: ... like ... $8.50

Chris: I'm making more!

Matt: Oh, whatever, whatever

Chris: whatever, whatever, whatever

Matt: What're you doing?

Chris: I'm eating

Matt: They can't understand you!... they won't understand you if you're eating.

Chris: Ah, they can understand me.

Matt: No, it' not that easy to understand you when your mouth is filled with candy- what are you eating?

Chris: Whatever~~

Matt: Jesus... God...

Chris: Yeah, we went to a baseball game last week.

Matt: Hmhm, oh, a Railcats game.

Chris: I wasn't paying attention and couldn't tell who won. I only paid attention to the mascots.

Matt: Yeah

Chris: But get this, get this, there were two mascots, right?

Matt: Right, right, right

Chris: Ok, one of them... was Barney

Matt: Barney?!

Chris: Yeah but he didn't come out until towards the end of the game

Matt: But still, Barney...!

Chris: The other one was a giant Chicken!

Matt: Yeah that's Schaumburg!

Chris: Yeah, the main one. It was soooo awesome. Hold on, I'll be right back, I'll be right back.

Matt: Wait, wait so you're telling me there was a chicken... andBarney going against each other? Or were they
going against each other,or were they even doing anything?

Chris: Yeah. Freaking giant chicken.

Matt: Giant Chicken

Chris: Yeah I am not lying

Matt: That's crazy

Chris: But get this, the whole Baseball game, it was okay. They hadhot dogs and pizza really cheap and
normally baseball games are like...hot dogs and pizza and it's like really expensive, and this was thefirst time
that it was actually kinda cheap

Matt: Really?

Chris: Get this, though, get this though... after, after like awhile, the um... chicken and Barney had a dance battle. A dance battle.

Matt: Sweet! Sweet.

Chris: Freaking dance battle.

Matt: Sweet.

Chris: Um... well the chicken was doing stuff at first but, youknow, we were just making fun of Barney for being out there in thefirst place!

Matt: Right, hahha, that's awesome

Chris: Out there in the first place

Matt: Just out there, man

Chris: Right

Matt: Right

Chris: After the chicken started winning, Barney started winning!

Matt: What?

Chris: It just comepletely-- he did, like, Michael Jackson dance moves

Matt: Are you serious? Like the whole "Thriller"? That is awesome.

Chris: Best baseball game ever.

Matt: That's crazy

Chris: Best baseball game ever

Matt: Best game ever

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質問あるなら、聞いてもいいよ。

★ English Lesson 1 (英語レッスン１）

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:12:52 +0900

僕から、英語を習えぞ！！

この記事は、僕のグルップで作った。

＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝

If there are any questions, you can ask at anytime!

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First, I will teach you some common thingss that many people mistake. I will also go over some differences between

英語 and 日本語.　

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1. Always capitalize the first letter of the sentence.

2. Capitalize proper nouns as well (a proper noun is a person, place, or thing)

For examplet(たとえば）:

"China, Chris, dog, cat, America, Japan, country,

school, Indiana High School, etc. (etc. = など)

Did you notice how specific people, places and

things were capitalized, but not generic places?

Let's continue.

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3. 'a', 'the' and 'an' are three things that confuse people many times. Let's see some examples:

(例）

- An apple a day keeps the doctors away.

- I wonder what a stray dog is doing here...

- The only way a guy like me could be an astronaut is...

If you notice, 'a' is used for generic things. BUT, it is also

used before a consonant sound(子音). If the word

that comes after 'a' starts with 'a, e, i, o, u',

then something is wrong.

(例）

- I want a animal

- I want an animal

いい？ As for 'the', it's used for specific thing, like は and が.

（例）

- Chris is a student (クリスは、学生だ）

- Chris is the student （クリスが学生だ）

Saying 'the' implies that it's specific.

（例）

-(山田さん）どの人形が欲しい？

-(真理子さん）あっ！この人形がほしいわよ！

英語訳・・・

-(Yamada-san) Which doll do you want?

-(Mariko-san) Ah, this is the one I want!

いい？オッケー！

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4. In English, your given name comes last, not first.

（例）

日本語訳：　中村　広　＜－　Nakamura Hiro

英語訳：　広　中村 < - Hiro Nakamura

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（最後）5. Here are some interjections (間投詞) that you may like:

- Umm... （ええぇ）

- How should I put i; I mean... （てゆーか）

- Seriously?! （マジで？！）

- That's interesting （おもしろいね）

- lol -> wwww -> 笑 (インターネットだけ使う）

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For right now, this is all I could think of. But I'll make sure to have much more next time! I'm trying to make the confusing things of English much easier with this group!

Ask many questions here!

Learn English (英語を習う）

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:35:39 +0900

英語を習う- Learn English

[Amebaグルっぽ]

ハ～～～～～イ！僕は「クリスペイン」、アメリカ人だ。英語を習ってる？練習はうんざりか？そうなら、僕はあなたに教えるよ！

ここで、誰でも英語人がいいよ。