Kristen Wiig is already an extremely accomplished actress/comedian and an Academy Award–nominated screenwriter, and now she's about to add "director" to her resume. Deadline reports that the SNL alum is reteaming with her Bridesmaids co-scribe Annie Mumolo for a new comedy that Wiig will direct. Wiig and Mumolo will also both star in the movie, because they are crazy-talented overachievers. And here you thought Gchatting and working at the same time was multitasking.

According to the studio, the pair will play "best friends who find themselves in over their heads and out of their depths, which were, perhaps, not too deep to begin with." It is emphatically not a sequel to Bridesmaids, but that description sounds pretty ripe for hilarity. And all those repeated references to "depths" make me hope this is either about struggling thirtysomething mermaids or a madcap scuba diving adventure. It could happen, right?

Angelina Jolie is having just another ordinary day—meaning she woke up this morning and co-chaired the Global Summit to End Sexual Violence in Conflict. All in a day's work as an actress, humanitarian, mom, and superwoman, right?

Before her co-chair, British foreign secretary William Hague, announced that the U.K. would pledge another £6 million (approximately 10 million U.S. dollars) to support survivors of sexual violence in warring areas, Jolie gave a moving speech:

"This whole subject has been taboo for far too long," she said. "War zone rape is a crime that thrives on silence and denial. The stigma harms survivors and it causes feelings of shame and worthlessness. It feeds ignorance, such as the notion that rape has anything to do with normal sexual impulses. But most of all, it allows the rapist to get away with it. They feel above the law because the law rarely touches them and society tolerates them."

"As Eleanor Roosevelt once said," she continued, "'The destiny of human rights is in the hands of all our citizens in all our communities,' and this evil will continue ruining the lives of millions of people unless we make this summit a turning point. And we can. We must send a message around the world that there is no disgrace in being a survivor of sexual violence, that the shame is on the aggressor. We must work together in new and unprecedented ways across borders and religions, bringing governments and people together and tackling the problem from every possible angle. And by doing this, we can end the use of rape and sexual violence as a weapon of war once and for all. We really can do it."

Angie, by doing things like this—lending your time and attention to the largest organized event dedicated to the issue of sexual violence in warring areas, as AFP reports—you're really becoming quite the modern day Eleanor Roosevelt, aren't you? Keep it up, lady. Issues like this need your superficial star power, yes, but also your thoughts and words. That was one hell of a speech.